Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Porto, La Sintra, Cascais, and Lisbon, Portugal May 24th-27th 2008

During Rob and Jean's trip to London in May, we took advantage of the second bank holiday weekend and made a trip down to Portugal. We flew on the very stylish RyanAir out of London Stansted airport into Porto. When we arrived we were so hoping to be landing in warm sunny weather, but unfortunately the rain followed us south.

We picked up our brand new Clio at Avis and made our way to Hotel Tuela in the Boa Vista area. It was still quite early so we dropped our bags and headed out to town. What we didn't initially realize was how hilly the city of Porto is. We started our journey down to the waterside and took a long walk exploring the port and all of the little shops and restaurants. The area on the north bank by the tall bridge is a UNESCO World Heritage Site. We're not exactly sure what that means, but we discovered tons of narrow stairways and pathways in various stages of ruin that led from the Duoro up to the center of town. If it's possible for slums to be charming, these would probably fit that criteria.
The north bank in Porto
On the far side of the port along the hillside were all of the big name wine lodges where the drink Port originates. For those who don't know, it is a concentrated sweet wine that is normally enjoyed after dinner. It isn't for everyone (me) but it apparently helps with digestion. And fun fact: Port isn't Port, unless it ages in the wine lodges on the Duoro River in Porto. We learned this as well as many other facts - like Port is actually red wine mixed with Brandy - on the wine tour of Veramina.

Port barrel shippers
The rest day was spent wandering the streets of Porto, shopping and dodgeing the schizophrenic weather. Saturday night we received a recommendation from the hotel for a restaurant down by the water. We took a cab down there but didn't quite make it to the recommended restaurant. Instead, we wandered down an alley and into a small place called Vinhas D'Alho on Muro Dos Bacalhoeiros which seemed to have only fish and fish ingredients in each of the dishes. I was a bit nervous.But, as we sat down and started looking through the menu, I decided to try the wild boar as it looked pretty safe and was not of the sea. Before each meal, and without being asked we received olives, prociutto, bread and cheese. I was in heaven. Salt cod is one of the main specialties for an entree. The food ended up being amazing. The wine, too, was some of the best I've had. Looking back, that was the best meal of the whole trip.

They might not care for port, but the wine will do just fine.
On Sunday, we started our drive down to Cascais and Sintra. I think we got lost a few times but in the end we made it in one piece. We parked in a church parking lot and made the trek down to the city. It was all downhill and steep. After walking around the cute little downtown area, we stopped at a restaurant right off of the square and had some wine and goat cheese with bread. The wine was necessary to get us back up the steep hills to the Moorish castle that sat high atop the hill overlooking the city. The views on the way up were gorgeous and the air show that we caught the tail-end of was also quite a spectacle. The vast stone structure of the Moorish castle was something. The faulty stone work and gale force winds made the various arms that led to each of the towers almost trecherous at times. However, once you reached one of the towers the views were spectacular.

One of the castles at Sintra
On to Cascais, a laid-back beach town about 50 km west of Lisbon. On the drive down we stopped at the most important building in Portugal. It was actually closed but if I remember correctly, it was a cathedral of some sort. It was quite large. Upon arrival in Cascais, the hotel provided lovely views of the harbor and you could tell that in a few weeks time the streets would be bustling with tourists. We didn't get there until somewhat late so we just checked into our hotel and headed to dinner. We decided on a nice little seafood place on the way into "downtown." The food was quite good and again salt cod and halibut were the specialties.

After a soaking wet run along the coast road the next morning, we had breakfast and then decided to stroll through town. The weather was again being quite temperamental and therefore ducking into shops became frequent. I think during our trip we ended up browsing in 5 different Zaras. They were in every town and sometimes there were multiple stores around the corner from one another. But, our Zara trips were worth it! I was looking for a dress for a wedding and found success at the very last Zara. I swear they all had different stock! The sun came out and admittedly the temperature rose in the early afternoon just as we were about to leave for Lisbon. It was cool to walk up and down the narrow cobblestone streets. Jean took some great pictures that really captured the quaint feel of the little streets.

Once we arrived in Lisbon, we found a place to ditch the car and went exploring. In the guidebook one off the places it said to visit was the Bohemian section with narrow streets and cool architecture. After using our sweet map skills we ended up in a neighborhood that we thought was the Bohemian section - although not as great as we had expected. We stopped for lunch at a very local cafe (I use the term very loosely here because I still don't really know what type of place it was. It sold pastries alongside mystery meat wrapped in pastry. That was the one place where I actually struggled to find something to eat.

It turns out that wasn't the Bohemian section at all. It was just some local neighborhood, the name of which we do not know. Oh well, we fit in with the local crowd and no one suspected we were tourists (NOT.) We headed back to the car and ended up driving through Lisbon seeing what we could on the way out of town. We followed a street trolley which we think was a good thing because we were able to see some sights on the way out. I hear Lisbon is a cool city so I think one day we will have to go back and do it properly.

We drove back to Porto as we were leaving the next morning and it was about a 3 hour drive back. We ended up on the other side of town from where we stayed the first night which was good as it gave us the opportunity to see another section of Porto. We were sans hotel reservation upon arrival so we tried a few 3-star places. Rob checked out the lobby of the first option and decided we should probably move on. Jean vetoed the second hotel based on looks alone before Eric even came to a complete stop. Just as we were all starting to lose patience with our fun game, the Dom Henrique had two open rooms and a parking garage right next door...bonus! It was quite late so we just decided to have dinner a local restaurant recommended by the hotel.

The JT bite
We sat down at this local place (and it seemed quite authentic) and were presented with glasses of Port, bread, cheese, melon and prociutto. Yum. No one likes port except Eric so he drank all four glasses and had a nice buzz going by the time they took our order. Dinner was again more of the same - cod, halibut, steak, but Eric decided to be different - as always. He decided to get the octopus, which came heavily recommended by the restaurant owner. Usually when Eric orders something new he makes me try it. This time was no different. The stakes were a bit higher this time because I vehemently refused. I didn't care if I wasn't being adventurous. Octopus is rubbery and revolting. But...Eric threw in a sweetener. If I took just one bite of tentacle (and mind you the piece he put forth had about 8 little suckers and was colored purple from the octi-ink...yuck!) he would buy me two tickets (front row if available) to see Justin Timberlake the next time he was in London. To most this probably seems like a raw deal, but to me eating squid was worth it. It took me about 5 minutes to chew it and a piece of bread as a chaser, but I got it down and it stayed down. I felt like I was on Fear Factor. It was all worth it though. Now, I only hope that Justin doesn't stop touring or else it will have been for naught.

It was a great last meal and a great way to end our trip. The next morning we flew out early from Porto and landed at Stansted where again it was raining. Perfect.

For the photo tour, follow the link below to our pictures and Jean and Rob's. Our pictures actually include a few from a horse race we went to in May called Ascot. We had never been to a horse race and it was quite an experience. I actually came away with a winner on the last race of the day. With that win, we almost broke even! Rob and Jean's pics include their entire trip to London and Ireland as well.

http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=hj0zhyv.4agjf83n&x=0&y=-jn4z3a&localeid=en_US

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Le Touquet & Calais, France and Dover, UK May 3rd-5th 2008

Erin entered her late 20s this year on April 16th. Now that I've published that, I'm not sure that's information a man is supposed to share about his wife to the general public, but there you have it. She also weighed herself this morning and the scale read ...... haha. I know my limits.

Anyway, we saved the money we had set aside for birthday cake, party hats, and the balloon-animal-blowing clown and put it toward a trip to France; partly because a 2-person birthday party is just sad and partly because clowns scare the crap out of both of us...damn you Steven King!!!

On Saturday morning, we picked up our rented, steering-wheel-on-the-right, stick-shift-on-the-left, red Renault Clio from the Avis on Old Brompton Road and made a B-line for the M-20 toward Folkstone. Except in London, a B-line is better described as an endless sequence of Ss (esses?), each linked by a series of roundabouts...and of course the streets aren't marked with signs. I immediately sympathized with Chuck Abbey, who had driven us all over Ireland battling similar circumstances last summer. Except I was navigating these narrow streets in a car the size of a golf cart while he did the same in a Ford Transit, which is shaped like, but only slightly smaller than, a mobile home. Props to Chuck.

Erin did not know the details of our trip before we left. In fact, one of the few hints I offered her was that we would be taking a train to our destination (not a lie, as you will see). Since we were lost within, oh, 10 minutes, plus or minus 570 seconds after departing the Avis parking lot, I decided to concede the surprise factor in favor of actually reaching our destination. I handed Erin some maps and told her the direction we would be heading.

We finally reached the M-20 after about 2 hours of touring shady parts of London. After another hour on the highway, we finally arrived at the EuroTunnel train station near Folkstone that would take us and Clio under the English Channel to France. Needless to say, we missed our train. No worries, the next one departed within an hour.

All the cars climb aboard the train
The train process was pretty remarkable I must say. They must fit about 250 cars, trucks, and tour buses on each train. 35 sweaty and claustrophobic minutes later, we arrived in Calais. Amazing. "Please stay on the right side of the road," the recorded voice reminded us as we pulled out of the train.

If London's sign-free streets proved challenging for us, the French side wasn't much easier. Whichever American civil engineer decided to do away with roundabouts, I salute you. I don't know that you needed to leave the metric system behind as well, but if I had to choose, I'll take the Imperial measurement system with NO roundabouts 8 days a week. But I digress...

Erin in the Cleo in the Chunnel Train


I think our guide-book said it best. "If for some reason, you actually decide to stay in Calais..." I suppose I should have known better. Staying in Calais when you arrive in France is like flying into JFK airport, but rather than heading into Manhattan you stay at the La Quinta Airport Express in Rockaway, Queens.

Oh well, lesson learned. We dropped our bags at the Holiday Inn Calais (better than the La Quinta? the jury is out) and headed for the beach. First we stopped at a touristy cafe for a glass of wine (for me) and a Coke Light (for Erin) and half of a Chevre panini each. Saturday was supposed to be our only sunny day of the weekend, so we made the most of it with a two hour beach stroll. It was a little too hazy to see England in the distance (21 miles), but it was still a beautiful day. There were a few old (what I can only assume to be) German-built cement bunkers perched hastily on the dunes over-looking the Channel. Each was the size of a bungalow. It is impossible to imagine what the scene must have looked like in June 1944 for the boys and men on both sides of the beach. Calais wasn't the exact location of the D-day invasion, but it's not far from where it actually took place. And zee Germanz obviously didn't know where the Allies would attack so they scattered their bunkers all along the French coast.

Calais
We could have been on a beach anywhere. We both felt it looked a little like Cannon Beach in Oregon. People in clam-diggers digging clams. Dads teaching their kids how to fly kites. Cold water. We shared a chocolate and coffee ice-cream on the way off the beach and made our way into town. After a short tour, we settled on Cafe de Paris for dinner. It had a hoakie Eiffel Tour logo on the front window so how could we go wrong? I can't remember exactly what we ordered, but whatever Erin had definitely had more chevre.

On Sunday morning we woke up about 10 (now that's vacation), picked up a few croissants from the patisserie and started driving south toward Le Touquet. The town was recommended by a friend from work as the place where Parisians go for their beach holidays. If there's one thing the French do well, it's vacationing. I figured I should trust the experts, and they did not disappoint. Le Touquet ("The Toucan") is made up of a ton of tree-lined streets with small "country homes" leading into four or five blocks of cafes and shops, and then a long sandy beach. After checking into Mercure Grand Hotel, we grabbed a quick bite at the Belgian "Cafe Leffe" on the main Rue Saint Jean, then made our way to the beach for a wine-induced nap. I think we laid there for 3 hours just reading and sleeping. We would make good French people.

We walked around town for a while, then found some tennis courts. Two gruelling hours of bush-league tennis later, we were both dragging. At one point I tried a Raphael Nadal-style slide on the clay court: bad move - strained my hamstring. I'm an idiot. Luckily, I had learned a good cure for hamstring strains...more wine. Dinner was at Le Taverne Royale. I had talked a big game about staying out to take in the local nightlife, but alas, we were in bed by 12.

We awoke for another round of tennis on Monday. (Side note: Monday was a "Bank Holiday" in the UK. On "The Continent," they had celebrated May Day on the 1st of May, but I'm not sure why we had Monday off work. They don't feel the need to assign meaning to all national holidays like in the US, I guess.) We spent some more time on the beach, bought a baguette, some strawberries, and yes, more Chevre. I wonder how many goats were needed to provide all the milk required to make the cheese we ate during our 3-day visit. 2? 3? 10?

Thank you goats.

On our way back to the EuroTunnel, we stopped at the Carrafour in Calais to make the most of our trip across the Channel. This particular Carrafour is a Mecca of supermarkets. It's Costco, Super Wal Mart, and Total Wine & More all in one. It was quite a treat for us, as we are car-less in London, resigned to shopping in our local, narrow-aisled Tesco Expresses for our groceries. We (I) loaded up on enough French wine and Belgian beer to get us through the next few months, hopefully the French customs agents wouldn't search our trunk on account of the rear half of the Clio sagging 14 inches below the front. "Lower than a frog's ass," as Urbs would say. Ha - Frogs...get it?

We missed our train on the way back to England too. Not because we arrived to late, mind you. We arrived the recommended 30 minutes early. It was the endless lines of cars heading through customs. It was like Disneyland or Empire State Building lines, but with cars. We identified the culprits when it was finally our turn to drive through the French immigration station...we had arrived right in the middle of cigarette break time. They would take your passports, walk slowly away, smoke a cigarette, walk slowly back to your car, hand you your passports, then waive you through. Not very efficient. Though they were well-dressed.

White Cliffs of Dover
Pointing out my relay team's plaque.
When we arrived back in England, we took a detour to Dover, the departure beach town for Channel crossing swimmers. We went back to visit Dave and Evelyn, who hosted Werner, Hops, Jordan, Steve, Denis, and me at their trailer park when we completed our Channel swim in 2004. They remembered us vividly...not for crossing successfully, but because we were the most disorganized group they had ever hosted; we arrived in drips and drabs, Steve lost his passport, we only did one short practice swim because the water was so cold, we tried to fatten up at the local pubs to combat the cold water. I can't blame them for doubting us. I've attached some pictures from that trips as well.
Now THAT'S fish 'n chips

The weather was still great so Erin and I were able to make out the French coast from Dover. We did a quick drive through the city, then sat down for a dinner of fish and chips (soooo good in Dover) before making the final drive back to London.

I think it turned out to be a pretty good birthday present, but you'll have to ask Erin.

Pictures from the trip: